🎙️ Up to the Third Degree – where chaos has three voices.

📱💬 Ever get a random FaceTime and immediately assume someone’s dead? Yeah, same. We’re diving deep into the chaotic world of unannounced video calls, the sacred rules of answering (or not answering), and why if you don’t text after you call, you might actually be a menace to society. Give us a sign of life, please.

☠️📲 Then there's ✈️ clapping when the plane lands. Why? Just dap the pilot up (or is it dab? We Googled it so you don’t have to) and exit the aircraft like a civilized human.

🛬👊 We’re also taking a stand against movie theater clapping — Spielberg can’t hear you from Row D in Ohio.

🎥🙄 Meanwhile, we’re ghosting therapists 👻, ruining surprise parties before they happen 🎂, and folding laundry just for the ✨emotional stability✨. Honestly, laundry ...