Kim and Jen are back, and apparently staying on topic was never part of the plan.

This week starts with Jennifer surviving Charlotte’s first seven-day sleepaway camp, including no phones, no contact, homesickness, five-minute showers, and Jennifer discovering that she officially needs a translator to understand phrases like “low-key” and “crashed out.”

Then things take a turn when Jennifer reveals she’s preparing for back surgery, which leads Kim to discover something she simply cannot let go: Jennifer apparently has no idea how to ask a doctor a normal follow-up question.

And somehow, all of that leads to squishies.

Lots and lots of squishies.

After a weekend shopping trip turns into a full-blown debate about money, parenting, childhood, and whether kids today are actually learning what it means when they can’t affo ...