APRIL FOOLS PRANK ON MY DAD + Reality Show Dreams, Poop Gate, and Dating App Disasters | S2: E2
Buckle up, babes—this episode of Unapologetically Myself is a full-on rollercoaster of reality TV delusions, hallway poop scandals, and dating truths. I brought back my BF Stefanos Vitirados (aka Steve) because y’all loved him last time, and trust—he brought the whiskey and the hot takes. First up: The April Fools prank of the century. We tricked my dad into thinking we got scouted for a reality show. Like, full-blown fake producer email, camera crew fantasy, the whole nine. The man is LIVING for it—planning his retirement, dreaming of $1M-per-episode deals, and texting my mom like he’s about to be on Bravo. And yes, we’re filming the whole thing for the real show: Crazy Carluccios. Stay tuned. Then… PoopGate 2025 hits. Our apartment hallway became a crime scene after a rogue dog dropped a steamer and didn’t clean it up. Now the building manager is accusing everyone on our floor. We know it wasn’t Luna (our massive German Shepherd), but there’s still paranoia. We're breaking down the poop logistics like we're on CSI: Dog Edition. It’s gross, it’s funny, it’s peak apartment living. Movie night recap: We hit the Hell of a Summer premiere—directed by Finn Wolfhard (yep, Stranger Things). This horror-comedy slasher was so good we’d watch it again. Huge props to Finn for making us laugh and scream, and yes, we walked the black carpet pretending to be celebs. Now let’s talk relationship pressure. People are out here in our comments DEMANDING a proposal like they’re part of the wedding planning committee. Steve claps back, we talk timelines, and we both agree: Stop rushing people into life milestones. It’s not 1953. We just moved in together—let us vibe. White Lotus S3? We haven't watched the finale yet, but so far nothing has happened. No murder, no scandal—just a lot of fancy dinners and dramatic staring. But shoutout to Victoria Ratliff who's serving Patricia-from-Southern-Charm energy. She’s the only reason we’re still tuned in. Netflix’s Adolescents = a must-watch. One-take episodes, insane acting, and real emotional gut punches. We talk about the heartbreaking moments, the insane talent of the young cast, and why it’s a show every parent should watch. Trust me, you’ll cry. Sydney Sweeney + Glenn Powell = Red Carpet Chemistry. We discuss Sydney’s recent breakup, rumors about Glenn, and how wild it must be to date an actor. Would Steve be cool watching me do a rom-com with a hot co-star? LOL, hard no. This episode is for anyone who’s ever: ● Been pressured to get engaged by nosy aunties or TikTok trolls ● Had to defend their dog’s honor in an apartment scandal ● Got ghosted by someone who invited them to Paris on the first date ● Is OVER modern dating nonsense and just wants honesty, laughter, and some damn guacamole 📩 Got a wild dating story? Want our unfiltered advice? Slide into my DMs or email: theumpod@gmail.com MUA: @glam_by_x Hair: @angelsdream 🎧 LISTEN on Spotify + Apple 📺 WATCH every week on YouTube 💬 🔔 SUBSCRIBE for weekly episodes of chaos, comedy, and real talk Stay spicy, stay unapologetic, and don’t Venmo request someone after sex. Love youuu 💋 —Amanda
