Toke It Out

Toke It Out

di Maddy Tokes
CommediaTempo libero
Stagione 1

Lost Arts, Lab-Grown Brains & The Cream Who Shagged Me

This week on Toke It Out, we’re diving headfirst into the weirdest fever dream of a lineup yet: endangered crafts, stem cell symphonies, and a “firming” cream that absolutely betrayed me in the worst way possible. 🔥 👁️ First up, we explore the Red List of Endangered Crafts — including glass eye making, hazel basket weaving, and bell founding (yes, people used to hand-cast massive church bells like badasses). Is this the stoner artisan renaissance? Possibly. 🧠 Then we spiral into the Frankenstein-meets-AI madness of a dead composer brought back to life using stem cells and neurons to make music from beyond the grave. Real story. Real creepy. Real cool. 🍑 Finally, I share the tale of a belly cream that made me question every decision I’ve ever made. If “The Cream Who Shagged Me” were a horror movie, I lived it. Oh, and if you haven’t heard of GarboScope — the garbage astrology ritual that determines your week based on whether a man in Canada sinks his trash shot — consider this your spiritual awakening. 💨 Light one. Get weird. Let’s spiral. IG: https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/ TT: https://www.tiktok.com/@tokeitoutpod RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Garboscope: https://www.instagram.com/sullivanryan/ Cool Girl with Prostectic Eye: https://www.instagram.com/chanplante/ lab-grown brain composer, alan lucier revive, blood stem cell music, red list endangered crafts UK, glass eye making, b flat belly cream, cream burning review, toke it out podcast, cannabis podcast funny, stoner girl podcast, garboscope explained, garboscope trash astrology, nostalgic austin powers titles, stoner austin powers humor
S1 · E18
13 mag 2025
25:12

Weird Phobias, Area 51 Secrets & AI Creeps: This Episode Got Weird

Ever wondered if your fear of belly buttons is a legit phobia? Or why some people refuse to look in mirrors? In this week's chaotic yet cozy episode of Toke It Out, I deep-dive into some of the weirdest phobias you've never heard of—from peanut butter panic attacks to the irrational fear of string. We also spiral into a few bonus topics like the classified Janet Airlines flights into Area 51 👽, AI taking over modeling contracts (yikes), and what’s up with the new Black Mirror episode that ⭐️ based on YOUR screen... Is the algorithm watching us?? (Yes.) If you love a little internet rabbit hole mixed with edible-fueled existential dread, this episode is for you. 🎧🔥 🌀 Watch now to find out: Do YOU have a secret phobia? Is AI coming for your face? What the hell is Janet Airlines? Why does Rotten Tomatoes hate YOU (the show)? And should horror fans get hyped for A24’s Bring Her Back? 👉 SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every week full of edible-fueled tangents, strange facts, and blunt takes. 📲 Follow @maddytokes on all socials for chaos & gardening. RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ weird phobias, edible hits, toke it out podcast, area 51 janet airline, fear of peanut butter, belly button phobia, AI and modeling, black mirror bernies barneys, bring her back a24, best horror movie 2024, cannabis podcast, maddy tokes, stoner podcast funny, high podcast episodes, arachnophobia humor, relatable anxiety podcast #TokeItOut #WeirdPhobias #Area51 #A24 #BlackMirror #EdibleThoughts #StonerSpirals
S1 · E17
6 mag 2025
29:33

Pope Explosions, Past Lives, and Flavortown Adventures

Strap in for the most chaotic ride yet on Toke It Out! 🚀 This week, Maddy covers everything from a Pope’s body literally exploding (yes, it's true), to the mystery of past life regression hypnosis, to finally taste testing the much-hyped Guy Fieri Waterloo Flavortown sparkling waters. 🍋🍇 Plus — fangirling over Michael B. Jordan’s new vampire movie Sinners, some wild thoughts about trauma, memory, and deja vu, and a life update involving rogue Botox. You don’t want to miss this one. 👀 Topics this week include: Botox fails and eyebrow drama Past life regression: fake or fascinating? Fourth dimension high thoughts 🌌 True story: a Pope’s body exploded in public 😳 Ranking the new Waterloo flavors Raving about Sinners and why we need more vampire movies ✨ Don’t forget to subscribe for weekly chaos and curiosity. New episodes every Tuesday! https://www.tiktok.com/@tokeitoutpod https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/ RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
S1 · E16
29 apr 2025
39:30

Surviving Nuclear War and Dispensary Hot Dogs on 4/20

Get ready to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes in this post-420 spiral of unhinged reviews, conspiracy-lite rants, and chaotic brilliance. In this episode, Maddy breaks down her 4/20 adventures (and grievances), reads the wildest Crumbl Cookie reviews you’ve never asked for, investigates where to survive a nuclear war in the U.S., and has a full-on identity crisis about Future’s Belvedere ad voice (spoiler: it sounds like Tina Fey impersonating Sling Blade?). From the economics of dispensary hot dogs to unsolicited survival prepping tips, it's a journey you didn't know you needed but absolutely won't regret. 💨 LIKE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE for more stoner culture, hilarious rants and real talk from inside the weed industry. 🔗 Follow @maddytokes everywhere. https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/ 📺 Full Toke It Out episodes every week. 🎧 Available on Apple, Spotify, Youtube + anywhere you stream podcasts. Loa Holistics: https://www.loaholistics.com/
S1 · E15
22 apr 2025
25:01

Lipstick Index, Popcorn Economics and Unclaimed Corpses (Wild Recession Indicators)

In this chaotic, breezy episode of Toke It Out, Maddy Tokes is back and buzzin’—fresh off hosting her first canna industry trivia and bocce event. She dives into wild recession theories that’ll blow your thrift-loving mind (Unclaimed Corpse Index??) and rants about the injustice of events with no damn chairs. 💺 Maddy also spirals about: Katy Perry’s post-space enlightenment 🌌 White Lotus drama and southern accents 🎭 A crocodile pretending to drown to lure humans in?? 🐊 And yes, a full breakdown of the weirdest non-stock-market recession indicators—because lipstick sales and baked beans are apparently economic crystal balls. 📌 Stay to the end for a wholesome recommendation to find free community events (hello Belle Isle Swim Club), and for a moment of reflection on why buttery popcorn might be a financial warning sign. No notes. New episodes weekly. Subscribe and tell your weird uncle. 📲 Instagram: @maddytokes 📲 TikTok: @tokeitoutpod 📎 Belle Isle Swim Club IG: @belleisleswimclub 📎 Shatter Boys: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIWVuF5upSm/ 📎 Crocodile video: https://www.instagram.com/thebaliexpert/reel/DEn1NMVzcoD/?hl=en RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Toke It Out podcast cannabis podcast recession indicators funny White Lotus season finale Katy Perry space cannabis trivia event stoner podcast 2025 baked bean recession theory crocodile lure drowning Belle Isle Swim Club Detroit Michigan weed industry chaotic comedy podcast
S1 · E14
15 apr 2025
31:10

Katy Perry Is Going to Space… and I'm Spiraling About It

From Hash Bash history to Katy Perry in space, this week’s episode of Toke It Out is a wild ride through weed culture, feminist space tourism (??), Jojo Siwa’s VIP madness, and why Jamiroquai predicted the end times. 🌀 Maddy Tokes takes you on a trip (sometimes literal) through cannabis advocacy, conspiracy-adjacent spirals, virtual insanity, and delicious new Waterloo flavors. Come for the jokes, stay for the chaos—and maybe leave with a new playlist and beverage obsession. 🔔 New episodes every Tuesday! Subscribe if you're a stoner with feelings and vibes, aged 24–35, who likes a little existential crisis with their infused soda. 👽✨ Tell your weird uncle. He’ll get it. 🎧 Toke It Out every Tuesday 💨 🔔 Hit that subscribe so you don’t miss the chaos.
S1 · E13
8 apr 2025
29:25

Ferret Docs, Recession Hair & Viral Facts That’ll Break Your Brain!

In Episode 12, we spiral from The Pursuit of Excellence: Ferrets to the psychology of recession hairstyles, social media linguistics, nostalgic fashion crises, and more. Whether you're here for the vibes, the laughs, or just the wild ride—we're toking it ALL out. 🧠💨 New to the podcast? Think stoner spiral meets social commentary with a side of funny stories and vintage Tumblr-core. Smash that subscribe, grab your infused berry lemonade, and vibe with me. 🔗 LINKS 📺 Watch the Ferret Documentary Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhSFMO4egI 📸 Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tokeitoutpod/ 🎵 Follow on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tokeitoutpod Keywords stoner podcast, funny podcast, Toke It Out Podcast, ferret documentary, recession haircut, nostalgia core, hopecore, comedy, social media linguistics, infused soda, weed culture, Mary Jones Soda, female stoner podcast, alt fashion, vapin ape, severance theories, adulting in fashion, language and tiktok, weed humor, stoner girl podcast, Gen Z language, short hair identity crisis, Pursuit of Excellence Ferrets, toke
S1 · E12
1 apr 2025
31:58

From Claw Machine Addict to Iron Chef Fanatic!

In this week’s episode we kick things off with my newfound addiction to Claw Machine Arcades. It started as a fun night out with a friend, and quickly spiraled into a $60 adventure trying to win the biggest Capybara plushie you’ve ever seen. Was it worth it? Absolutely. 😂 I break down the strategies I learned, and why these arcades are so damn addictive. Next, we explore the trending world of CBG gummies. From anxiety relief to boosting focus, these gummies are all the rage. And I’m seriously wondering: Can they be the ultimate cure for hangovers? 🌱💊 I also dive into why I think Bamboo is the future. With its insane strength and eco-friendly properties, this plant is pretty much nature’s wonder material. But can it survive the cold where I live? I need the gardeners out there to chime in! 🌿 The highlight of this episode is my deep dive into Japanese Game Shows. From insane obstacle courses to Fear Factor-style panic rooms, these shows are pure madness. Oh, and remember Iron Chef? I take a nostalgic trip down memory lane and explain why it’s the most campy, addictive food show ever. 🍣👨‍🍳 Finally, I look into the world of Scalp Spa Treatments. Are they worth the price tag? Will they make my hair luscious and beautiful? Or is it just a fancy shampoo? 🤔 ✅ Recommendation of the Week: Go binge-watch Iron Chef America on Max. Trust me, it’s pure campy magic. 🔔 Subscribe! Never miss a new episode every Tuesday! Rate ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Share this episode with your friends who love claw machines, Japanese game shows, or just need a chill stoner podcast to vibe with.
S1 · E11
25 mar 2025
30:32

Sharks in the Mississippi: The Scariest Creatures Lurking in Our Waters

🐟 Sharks in the Mississippi?! The Scariest Creatures Lurking in Our Waters! 🦈 Welcome back to Toke It Out! This episode dives deep (literally) into the most terrifying creatures lurking in lakes, rivers, and oceans—including bull sharks in the Mississippi River, creepy sea lampreys in the Great Lakes, and other nightmare fuel lurking beneath the surface. 🌊😱 🔍 Did you know bull sharks can survive in freshwater? Or that there’s a venomous newt in Crater Lake? If you’re afraid of the deep, this episode might not be for you... or maybe it’s exactly what you need! 👀 💨 Plus, we talk about: ✔️ The Mason Pearson brush—is it really worth $200?! 🧐 ✔️ The best seasonal snack recommendation (spoiler: it's carrot cake truffles 🎂) ✔️ Why spring is the perfect time to switch up your look 💇‍♀️ 🔥 Stay tuned for next week's episode, where we dive into wild Japanese game shows—because we ALL went down that YouTube rabbit hole once, right? 👀 Watch, laugh, and maybe develop a totally rational fear of water. 🎙 LIKE & RATE for more high conversations, weird facts, and stoner-approved deep dives! 📲 Follow me on socials: https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/ Bull sharks in freshwater, scariest lake creatures, sea lamprey Great Lakes, bull sharks vs great whites, shark attacks, dangerous freshwater animals, Mason Pearson hairbrush, best seasonal snacks, trying something new, funny stoner podcast. #SharkFacts #BullSharks #LakeMonsters #StonerPodcast #TokeItOut #CannabisComedy #OceanFears #HairbrushReview #HighConversations #PodcastClips
S1 · E10
18 mar 2025
33:36

I'm Becoming a Paranormal Investigator and Buying my Awards

In this episode of Toke It Out, we’re diving deep into the world of paranormal investigations (yes, I’m trying to become a Ghostbuster), the bizarre reality of award show politics (can you really buy an Oscar?!), and some wild personal updates. 🔮 Can you just decide to be a paranormal investigator? 🎭 How much does it cost to win an Oscar? 🍕 Why is pizza the official food of stoners? If you’ve ever thought about ghost hunting, questioned award show integrity, or just love chaotic deep dives, this one’s for you! 🎧 Subscribe to the podcast for more deep dives, stoner thoughts, and chaotic explorations! Rate ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ if you love ghosts and/or busters Follow Me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/
S1 · E9
11 mar 2025
35:44
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