It was a slow news week, but we have a theory that the shittiest stories result in our best episodes, so you’re in for a treat!

First up: Bill and Melinda Gates have announced their divorce after 27 years of marriage. We thought this segment would just be a basic recap, until Audrey dove into Bill Gates’ 30+ year arrangement to take annual trips with his ex-girlfriend? And we can’t forget the fact that Melinda Gates is currently renting a $132,000/night private island to avoid the media (18:36-30:32).

Next and finally: is anyone else still feeling haunted by the clip of Ben Affleck saying, “it’s me”? We unpack the videos of him and Matthew Perry talking to young women from Raya and give our thoughts on big age gaps in relationships (30:38-47:41). Let’s discuss!