Today's Report Includes: “Manchester Man Makes Mistake”, “That’s Just What Dinosaurs Smell Like, Kids”, “If You Want To Buy This Thing You Got To Buy This Hat”, “Doublin’ Down On The Holiness”, “Sometimes You Gotta Flip Tails To See Your Son”, “Small Car Go Far.”

Also: The Premire of Nicole’s brand new, and appropraite in length titled segment  A̶r̶t̶i̶c̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶T̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶S̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶L̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶’̶d̶ ̶B̶e̶ ̶O̶n̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶n̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶C̶l̶i̶c̶k̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ Not The Onion.

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