It’s Episode 40, which means Uncle Chris is in charge… and things immediately go off the rails.

In this Christmas Train Wreck episode of The Dad Brotocol, we attempt to:

• Talk about NFL players doing “nice things” for Christmas
• Explain what a Christmas miracle even is
• Tell the true (and absolutely wild) story of a dead cat that came back on Christmas Eve — complete with a real newspaper article from 1994
• Relive the time we almost died in a truck accident after Christmas
• Argue about Home Alone 2, Miracle Whip, slushy machines, and whether miracles count if the Chiefs lose
• End the night with the Naughty Things game, where things get inappropriate, confusing,  ...