We dive into the deep, dark, and slightly damp world of personal hygiene. We’re tackling the hard-hitting questions that "big science" is too afraid to answer: The Night Shower: Should it be illegal? Alum Stones: Is it a crystal? Is it magic? Or is it just a way to avoid toxic armpit sludge? The Denim Deadline: How many days can a pair of jeggings survive a commercial kitchen before they walk away on their own? (Chef Maurice gets vulnerable, and it’s... a lot). Do you brush before breakfast like a sane person, or are you okay with the taste of OJ and minty bacteria?

We’re getting into the nitty-gritty of the "Team Hood" lifestyle, the trauma of watching a hospital "magic show" involving infants, and why Ben Affleck apparently needed a little off-the-top work after a superhero stunt gone wrong. We also settle the great geopolitical debate of ...