The Nationalist Enquirer: Mars, Meth, Morgan & Musk

>Deftones can only work on flat plane>NASA NEWS: Space time capsule or Rubbermaid bin?>(Fake) records set in space>Is there life on Mars? (Spoiler Alert: No.)>The methed up math teacher>Punked: The Congressional Seasons, with Ashton Fetterman >JP Morgan are filthy no coiners>There's a hole in your Ionosphere>Neurolink trials for quadriplegics>Missing kids in Ohio>Is Big Mike on the rise?Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, GrognakMusic Break: Endless Apocalypse, by GWARNecronormiecon: Short People Are Taller Than Tall People, from It Is The Secret, by Shazam Watkins, read by Jack