The Office 360 Podcast

di Alex

Stagione 1

Napoleon vs. the Rabbits: The Wrong Hunt, Tame Crowds, and the-office360.com

Napoleon vs. the Rabbits: The Wrong Hunt, Tame Crowds, and the-office360.com Episode 21 of The Office 360 Unfiltered. A very funny hour. July 1807. Treaties of Tilsit. Napoleon wants a hunt. Chief of staff Alexandre Berthier stocks a field, fast, with domestic rabbits — farm animals who hear a boot and think lunch. Cages open. They do not run. They charge. General Thiébault wrote that they turned the Emperor’s flank, piled up between his legs, and forced the conqueror of conquerors to retreat. Historian David Chandler says the horde split into two wings and poured toward the imperial coach. Some jumped in. The man who stood at Austerlitz lost a field to lettuce logistics. People still argue hundreds versus thousands. Nobody argues the punch line. Wild game runs from a gun. Tame followers hop toward whoever shakes the bag. A feed is not a hunt. A clip is not a storefront. Four people, Lisbon to New York, put the bowl on your table. Three clicks. A buy button that buys. Spell it: the, dash, office, three sixty, dot com. That’s T-H-E, hyphen, office, three sixty, dot com. the-office360.com. Code STUDIO50 — 50% off studio tiers. Listen. Download. Subscribe. Tell a human who thinks a feed is the same thing as a field. Email theofficetechies@gmail.com • Story Time — your launch hopped into the wrong coach • Shout Out — a real launch • Advertise — sit in this room • Donate — keep the next hour on the air Listener CTAs DoorSubjectInboxOn-air storyStory Timetheofficetechies@gmail.comEvent shout-outShout Outtheofficetechies@gmail.comHouse adAdvertisetheofficetechies@gmail.comChip inDonatetheofficetechies@gmail.com Boost: listen · download · subscribe Studio (the solution) https://the-office360.com · spoken the, dash, office, three sixty, dot com · STUDIO50 · theofficetechies@gmail.com

S1 · E21

6 ott 2026

11:38

Second Date Update: Brooke and Jubal, Minecraft Radio, and a Door That Picks Up

Second Date Update: Brooke and Jubal, Minecraft Radio, and a Door That Picks Up Episode 19 of The Office 360 Unfiltered. A funny radio story still living in 2026 thumbs. Brooke Fox and Jubal Fresh, MOViN 92.5 Seattle, nationally syndicated. The hit was Second Date Update: you thought the date went well, they ghosted, you wrote the station, and two hosts called the ghoster live while you listened from the kitchen. Phone Taps. Loser Line. Awkward Tuesday. If you want a second date, we’ll pay for it — a line older than the show, stolen from Love Connection. Jubal leaves in 2020. The bumper becomes Brooke & Jeffrey. Then TikTok and YouTube, still in 2026, serve the old calls under Minecraft. Kids who were in middle school when the pairing ended think the show is new. They google the names. They do not type a station. They do not type a site. The clip is famous. The door is missing. Same as a book with a million views of a quote and a Buy button to nowhere. Four people, Lisbon to New York, build a page that picks up. Spell it: the, dash, office, three sixty, dot com. That’s T-H-E, hyphen, office, three sixty, dot com. the-office360.com. Code STUDIO50 — 50% off studio tiers. Listen. Download. Subscribe. Tell a human who thinks the clip is the same thing as the show. Email theofficetechies@gmail.com • Story Time — you got ghosted by a page you thought was yours • Shout Out — a real launch • Advertise — sit in this room • Donate — keep the next hour on the air Listener CTAs DoorSubjectInboxOn-air storyStory Timetheofficetechies@gmail.comEvent shout-outShout Outtheofficetechies@gmail.comHouse adAdvertisetheofficetechies@gmail.comChip inDonatetheofficetechies@gmail.com Boost: listen · download · subscribe Studio (the solution) https://the-office360.com · spoken the, dash, office, three sixty, dot com · STUDIO50 · theofficetechies@gmail.com

S1 · E19

3 ott 2026

11:22

Maps Is Number One: The World Cup Emptied Google, the U.N. Corrected Africa, and the-office360.com

Maps Is Number One: The World Cup Emptied Google, the U.N. Corrected Africa, and the-office360.com Episode 18 of The Office 360 Unfiltered. A 2026 worldwide search story. The biggest tournament on earth just ended. Spain 1, Argentina 0, extra time, Ferran Torres at 106, MetLife, New Jersey. Then the World Cup words fell out of Google’s global top 100. What sat back on the throne? Maps. Tens of millions of searches. People still type a destination into a search box because typing an address feels like homework. Same month, September 4, 2026: the U.N. General Assembly votes 164 to 1, six abstentions, to encourage Equal Earth maps over Mercator. Togo carried it. Mercator, 1569, was for sailors. On that rectangle Greenland looks ready to arm-wrestle Africa. Africa is about fourteen times the land. Your uncle’s classroom map was a navigation cheat sheet pretending to be a family portrait. Wrong-scale map, wrong-scale website. Readers bounce. Four people, Lisbon to New York, draw a page true to size. Three clicks. A buy button that buys. Spell it: the, dash, office, three sixty, dot com. That’s T-H-E, hyphen, office, three sixty, dot com. the-office360.com. Code STUDIO50 — 50% off studio tiers. Listen. Download. Subscribe. Tell a human who still types maps into Google and calls it navigation. Email theofficetechies@gmail.com • Story Time — you followed a map that lied • Shout Out — a real launch • Advertise — sit in this room • Donate — keep the next hour on the air Listener CTAs DoorSubjectInboxOn-air storyStory Timetheofficetechies@gmail.comEvent shout-outShout Outtheofficetechies@gmail.comHouse adAdvertisetheofficetechies@gmail.comChip inDonatetheofficetechies@gmail.com Boost: listen · download · subscribe Studio (the solution) https://the-office360.com · spoken the, dash, office, three sixty, dot com · STUDIO50 · theofficetechies@gmail.com

S1 · E18

26 set 2026

11:54

: A con man sold Paris for scrap. Twice. If you don’t hold the keys, you’re the mark.

The Man Who Sold the Eiffel Tower Twice: Rented Hallways, Fake Deeds, and the-office360.com Episode 17 of The Office 360 Unfiltered. A long, ridiculous true story. Paris, 1925. The Eiffel Tower is famous, expensive, and — in the papers — maybe scrap. Victor Lustig prints fake ministry letterhead, books the Hôtel de Crillon, and whispers to scrap dealers that the government is quietly selling the iron. He is not hunting the richest man. He is hunting the hungriest. André Poisson pays on the order of seventy thousand francs, sale plus the envelope under the table. Lustig leaves for Austria. Poisson is so embarrassed he never calls the police. Lustig reads the papers, sees nothing, and comes back to sell the same tower again. The second time a dealer gets an itch. Police. A liner to America. The iron stays in Paris. The only person who got paid did not own a rivet. The long argument is still on: is the feed enough, or do you need a house with a deed. A meeting is not a key. A social profile is not a website. A marketplace is not a home. Four people, Lisbon to New York, build a page you own. Three clicks. A buy button that buys. Spell it: the, dash, office, three sixty, dot com. That’s T-H-E, hyphen, office, three sixty, dot com. the-office360.com. Code STUDIO50 — 50% off studio tiers. Listen. Download. Subscribe. Tell a human who still thinks the feed is the same thing as a key. Email theofficetechies@gmail.com • Story Time — the deal that felt like a hotel room • Shout Out — a real launch • Advertise — sit in this room • Donate — keep the next hour on the air Listener CTAs DoorSubjectInboxOn-air storyStory Timetheofficetechies@gmail.comEvent shout-outShout Outtheofficetechies@gmail.comHouse adAdvertisetheofficetechies@gmail.comChip inDonatetheofficetechies@gmail.com Boost: listen · download · subscribe Studio (the solution) https://the-office360.com · spoken the, dash, office, three sixty, dot com · STUDIO50 · theofficetechies@gmail.com

S1 · E17

26 set 2026

11:42

A hundred-year grammar war walks into a Maine dairy. Five million dollars later, we spell the-office360.com.

For Want of a Comma: The Five-Million-Dollar Oxford Fight and a Door You Can Spell Episode 16 of The Office 360 Unfiltered. A long-debated topic, told as a story you actually want to finish. For more than a century people have split families, style guides, and comment sections over the Oxford comma — that last comma in a list, the one before “and.” Newspapers often skip it. Oxford University Press kept it. A rock band asked who even cares. Then a line of milk trucks in Maine said they did. Oakhurst Dairy delivery drivers sued over Maine’s overtime exemption: “packing for shipment or distribution.” No comma after shipment. Drivers said they distribute, they do not pack, so they are owed overtime. The dairy said use common sense. A lower court sided with the dairy. In March 2017 the First Circuit opened with “For want of a comma, we have this case,” found the line ambiguous, and read the fog in favor of the workers. In February 2018 the dairy put five million dollars on the table. Maine later rewrote the list with semicolons. Clarity is cheaper than a settlement. Same muscle as your author site. If a stranger has to decode the page, they leave. Four people, Lisbon to New York, build a house that makes sense in three clicks. Spell it: the, dash, office, three sixty, dot com. That’s T-H-E, hyphen, office, three sixty, dot com. the-office360.com. Code STUDIO50 — 50% off studio tiers. Listen. Download. Subscribe. Tell a human who still thinks tiny marks do not matter. Email theofficetechies@gmail.com • Story Time — your missing-comma disaster • Shout Out — a real launch • Advertise — sit in this room • Donate — keep the next hour on the air Listener CTAs DoorSubjectInboxOn-air storyStory Timetheofficetechies@gmail.comEvent shout-outShout Outtheofficetechies@gmail.comHouse adAdvertisetheofficetechies@gmail.comChip inDonatetheofficetechies@gmail.com Boost: listen · download · subscribe Studio (the solution) https://the-office360.com · spoken the, dash, office, three sixty, dot com · STUDIO50 · theofficetechies@gmail.com

S1 · E16

26 set 2026

12:56

Chatbots writing books by the dozen.

The Eight-Minute Website and the Ten-Books-a-Week Author: AI Slop, Zero Clicks, and office-360.com Episode 15 of The Office 360 Unfiltered. Latest trend, deep on the public web. Amazon in 2026 is a blizzard of AI-generated paperbacks — romance, fake guides, knockoff bios. Reporting followed a retired consultant who used ChatGPT to plan and write books piece by piece and listed hundreds of titles; the goal of ten books a week matches Amazon’s cap. Funny because “Ghosts in the Machine” is a title you cannot make up. Heavy because a real author with one true book is standing in that blizzard. Meanwhile grandma googles your name and often never leaves Google. AI Overviews and zero-click search mean a huge share of queries never visit any website. Then a nephew builds an “author site” in eight minutes: stock cabin, poem about the muse, Buy button to nowhere. The Office 360 landing: you cannot out-slop the slop. You can be the owned, three-click doorbell when a human finally knocks. Four seniors. Lisbon to New York. You own the code. Fixed scope. Go to office-360.com (the-office360.com). Code STUDIO50 — 50% off studio tiers. Listen. Download. Subscribe. Tell a human who still thinks a website is a weekend with a chatbot. Email theofficetechies@gmail.com • Story Time — your eight-minute four-oh-four • Shout Out — real launch, real chairs • Advertise — sit in this room without 445 fake titles • Donate — keep the next hour on the air. #APPLE iron man

S1 · E15

24 set 2026

10:30

Halloween 1938. A cabbage field. Newspapers louder than the Martians.

Martians in Grover's Mill: Orson Welles, Fake Panic, and the Disclaimer in the Footer Episode 14 of The Office 360 Unfiltered. A new yarn. Funny on purpose. October 30, 1938. Jack-o’-lanterns. Mercury Theatre on the Air, CBS. A 23-year-old named Orson Welles adapts H.G. Wells. They do not start like a play with a bow tie. They start like a dance band. Then: we interrupt this program. Explosions on Mars. A reporter in a field. Grover’s Mill, New Jersey. Heat rays. People who tuned in late missed “this is a drama” and got the cabbage-field invasion. Then the papers — losing supper to radio — put on civic concern and sold mass hysteria. Modern research says the panic was smaller than the headlines. The Martians were fake. A lot of the stampede was extra sauce. Welles’s sign-off still kills: if your doorbell rings and nobody’s there, that was no Martian. It’s Halloween. The Office 360 landing: if grandma tunes in late, can she still hit the book, the service, the donate in three taps? Don’t bury the real thing under an autoplay violin. Listen. Download. Subscribe. Tell an aunt. Email theofficetechies@gmail.com • Story Time — your yarn on the air • Shout Out — event / launch (what, when, where, who) • Advertise — sit in this room without inventing a national panic • Donate — keep the next hour on the air Studio: https://the-office360.com · code STUDIO50 (50% off Turnkey Build / IA Roadmap / HTTPS Security)

S1 · E14

23 set 2026

10:30

The Fanfic That Ate the Bestseller List: Snowqueen Icedragon, Fifty Shades, and the Hidden Buy Button

The Fanfic That Ate the Bestseller List: Snowqueen Icedragon, Fifty Shades, and the Hidden Buy Button Episode 13 of The Office 360 Unfiltered. Alex and Morgan sit in author world for a long radio hour. E.L. James — Erika Mitchell, a London TV executive — falls for Twilight, finds fan fiction, and writes Master of the Universe on FanFiction.net under the name Snowqueen Icedragon. She files off the serial numbers. Christian Grey walks onstage. The rewrite eats the bestseller list, the movies, and your aunt’s book club. NPR’s line still kills: Christian Grey began his fictional career as a vampire. Then the receipts try to vanish from the Wayback Machine. Funny because a mansion hid in a fanfic neighborhood with no doorbell. Heavy because a lot of authors have the talent and none of the doorbell — Flash intros, poems about fog, the hardcover three menus down. The Office 360 landing: three clicks to the book. Keys you own. Lisbon to New York. Four seniors. Fixed scope. Listen. Download. Subscribe. Tell an aunt. Email theofficetechies@gmail.com • Story Time — your yarn on the air • Shout Out — event / launch (what, when, where, who) • Advertise — honest room, not a fake million • Donate — keep the next hour on the air Studio: https://the-office360.com · code STUDIO50 (50% off Turnkey Build / IA Roadmap / HTTPS Security)

S1 · E13

23 set 2026

10:07

Part 2. Monday morning. We get the keys. Three clicks. The couple still gets married. Then the mailbox.

The Wedding on Page 404 — Part 2: Monday, the Keys, and the Aunts Part 2. Monday morning. We get the keys. Three clicks. The couple still gets married. Then the mailbox. No outside sponsor. Alex tells it like a late-night board op. Morgan keeps the picture honest. Then the mailbox: Donate, Shout Out, Advertise, Story Time — theofficetechies@gmail.com Studio: https://the-office360.com · STUDIO50

S1 · E12

20 set 2026

4:30

The Wedding on Page 404 — Part 1: Two Hundred Guests and a Copier

The Wedding on Page 404 — Part 1: Two Hundred Guests and a Copier A mixed yarn, funny and heavy. A wedding, a 404 map, RSVPs trapped in a copier. Part 1 ends in the parking lot. No outside sponsor. Alex tells it like a late-night board op. Morgan keeps the picture honest. Then the mailbox: Donate, Shout Out, Advertise, Story Time — theofficetechies@gmail.com Studio: https://the-office360.com · STUDIO50

S1 · E11

20 set 2026

4:47

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