The Dave Montana Show

The Dave Montana Show

di David Standal

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Episode 12 - Iced Coffee Debate, Grim Reaper of Dogs, Stupid Kid Names, Old School Feminism, Spray Tans Are Racist, Cool Bartenders, Family Desktop Porn, Bughuul, Influencing the Influenced, Fat Bear Week

First we discuss the big Iced Coffee to an Interview debate. We talk about an aunt the reaps dogs. The fallout of giving your kid a bad name. Old school feminism and sexuality. Women with spray tans look like they are doing brown face. Glorifying your bartender. Hiding porn on your family desktop. Influencers telling me to go to restaurants I’ve been too. We also get ready for Fat Bear Week.

Episode 11 - Bibi Rap, White Understanding, Old Farts vs Coyotes, Pregnancy & Meatballs, Forensic Files, Kash Patels Animal Farm, Packs of Dogs, Nazi Racoon, Mosh Pits, I’m Ed Sheeran, Sullys Decent into Madness

We start off with an artistic rhyme about Bibi Netanyahu. Then we break down white supremacy, old people getting eaten by coyotes, then what should do if you your girlfriend might be pregnant but you need a meatball sub. After we talk about Kash Patels love for animals and the statistics of pack of dog attacks a year. We call out Forensic Files for insensitivity towards my dead uncle. I ask someone to explain mosh pits to me. After that we touch base in Fargo to discuss the Nazi Chinese Raccoon statue in public square. Finally we admit that I would take Ed Sherans place for the right price and sign off Sully Sullenbergers final cognitive thought.

Episode 10 - Psych ward, Cockroach Man, Room Temperature Water, Baby Kegger, Big Dogs, Mia Khalifa, Humptys Debt, Shark Attack, Tard Rescue

Episode 10 This episode an AA service trip to a psych ward, The Sixth Sense, discovering that he may actually be a cockroach, room-temperature water causing a catastrophic misunderstanding, baby showers with beer, scary dogs, Mia Khalifa, getting called a chimp, Humpty Dumpty’s medical debt, sharks, Pokémon cards, a childhood teacher, being mistaken for a doctor on an airplane, and a television show that probably should never be made.

Episode 9 - Nickname, Paying for Sins, Humanoid Drones, Indian Plants, Helicopter Crashes, Grocery Rules, Pokemon Cards, Asteroid

Dave talks about not wanting to be famous, getting called a Nick Name, Entertainment without fame, losing everything, friends buying you lunch to make up for sins, and learning to be human. Then things take a turn into true crime, bakers in burkas, Indian Plants Kash Patel and Zohran Mamdani, grocery-store rules, influencers, helicopter crashes, Pokémon cards, Detroit, and—eventually—the possibility that an asteroid.

Episode 8 - Police DUI, Take a Joke, White Liberals, Mental Health, Jesus Lady, School, Food Stamps, Social Media

Dave Montana is back with another deeply questionable investigation into the world around him. This week, Dave talks about a West Fargo cop allegedly driving drunk, the sacred American right to drink until you make a complete ass of yourself, food stamps, workplace laziness, the strange world of performative activism, and why social media might be making everyone miserable. He also gets into a more serious conversation about mental health, the healthcare system, the Lindsay Clancy case, and what happens when people fall through the cracks. Somewhere along the way, Dave questions whether society actually does enough for people—or simply waits until something terrible happens and then acts surprised. There’s also a discussion about high school, improv, working hard for absolutely no reason, becoming management, kicking bums off the property, and Dave’s ongoing philosophical battle with the modern world.

Episode 7 - White Boys in Motion, Regression, Dog Bite, Failing Business, Lemons, Cat in The Hat, $1, Murder & Thanksgiving

Dave is back with another episode of The Dave Montana Show, covering a wide range of subjects including recovery, unexpected cravings, difficult coworkers, Fargo Reddit, local restaurants, porch bakeries, and the business of selling feet pictures. Dave also gets into some thoughts on customer service, small-town life, childhood stories, the strange darkness of The Cat in the Hat, mortality, murder, family, Thanksgiving, homelessness, and the unexpected ways people try to make money.

Episode 6 - Tupac Accusation, Doctors Notes, Art, NYC Stabber, Obesity, Browns in Hollywood, High School Sports, Pride Purge, Improvers, Going Off The Grid, In the Closet Still...

Dave has been accused of killing Tupac Shakur, which is difficult to believe considering he was two years old at the time. He also explains why he had to stay home sick from work, questions the logic of doctors’ notes, and talks about taking an art class with a bunch of eight-year-olds. From there, Dave discusses his obsession with the weather woman, his plans to go off the grid, a New York stabbing, childhood obesity, and the strange world of high school sports. He also addresses the ongoing problem of jocks appropriating gay culture, explains why he thinks improv comedians need to hear the truth, and reflects on his own time in the improv world. Dave also gets into Indian representation in Hollywood, the Oscars, the situation in Nepal, Fargo Pride, his mother’s continuing disappointment in him, and whether being brown is enough anymore. He also briefly considers whether he might be gay, whether he should become non-binary, and whether disappearing into the woods and starting over is actually a reasonable solution to all of his problems. Another completely normal episode of The Dave Montana Show.

Episode 5 - The Butt Sniffer, Your local Artist, Fatt Opps, Real Friends, Chad Bro, Cheap Labor, Walrus Rips, Flock Cameras

Episode 5 — The Dave Montana Show Dave has a lot to say about passion, addiction, and a man who apparently loves sniffing butts enough to keep going to jail for it. He talks about sobriety, his old drinking and drug days, why your enemies getting fat can be strangely disappointing, and the importance of telling people when they suck at something. Young comedians. Old comedians. Free labor. The inevitable transformation of the young comic into the older comic he used to complain about. Dave explains “riding the walrus.” He defends Creed. He defends Family Guy. He investigates the suspicious motives of an old woman who writes a check at the grocery store. There are thoughts on friendship, clout, cocaine, criticism, recovery, and why most people probably aren’t as good at what they do as they think they are. The episode ends with Flock cameras, where Dave arrives at a very reasonable position. Episode 5.

Episode 4 - Pets, Repossessions, Bad Boss’s, Penn State, Military TikTok, Slow Down, Owe Ex GF $1000

It’s 1 a.m., Dave is awake, and his rabbit Miss Baby is along for the ride. In this episode, Dave talks recovery, rabbits, dead pets, old cars, bad jobs, Catholicism, ice cream, his $400 minivan, and the time he quit a job after getting yelled at over “free” water. He also dives into Penn State cocaine, military influencers on TikTok, a horrific Fargo crash, his return to the Catholic Church, an old $1,000 debt, killing a bug, and his ongoing fascination with Lindsay Clancy. It’s chaotic, uncomfortable, occasionally sincere, and completely unfiltered. It feels good to be alive. It feels good to be in recovery.

Episode 3 - Quitting Smoking, New Friend, Mansons Granddaughter, Mocktails, Fresh Pet, Grave Digger

Dave Montana is quitting smoking—and discovering that sobriety, nicotine gum, and everyday life are harder than advertised. In this episode, Dave talks recovery, vaping, and his new friend “Contos,” a relentlessly positive, fedora-wearing man who may be the happiest person Dave has ever met. He also shares the unbelievable story of a pawn-shop customer who stole a shovel to dig up a grave, rants about customer-service robots, questions $12 mocktails, gets angry about stolen grocery baskets, and wonders why some dogs eat better than people. A chaotic mix of recovery, dark comedy, retail stories, and Dave trying to make sense of himself and the world around him.

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