Episode 5: Getting Old, Getting Paranoid, and Getting Published

Welcome back to another offbeat, caffeine-fueled episode of The Dark Mile — where nostalgia meets technology, paranoia meets perspective, and the hosts probably argue more than they agree.

This week, Viper is getting old — and feeling every minute of it. But if you think that’s bad, Patriot is getting old and doesn’t even know it yet. From forgetting passwords to ranting about “the good old days” of dial-up internet, the aging process is hitting the crew hard — and hilariously.

But wrinkles aside, there’s a lot to celebrate. We dive more into Patriot’s new book, a wild mix of philosophy, social commentary, and questionable grammar. Somewhere between inspiration and insomnia, Patriot even created a new word — and you’ll have to tune in to find out what it is and whet ...