🧠 Every Intrusive Thought I’ve Ever Had—Categorized Welcome to the grand finale of Week 3 with Raheesh, your honorary mayor of Brain Gremlin City. In Episode 5, we’re unleashing the ultimate BuzzFeed-style listicle of every bizarre brain burp Raheesh has ever faced—broken down, over-analyzed, and served with a side of wholesome.

🔥 Category 1: The Sudden Chaos Urges – “What if I screamed during a moment of silence?” – “I could just hurl my phone off this balcony.” – “What if I ran into traffic like a Disney Channel stunt double?” (Not real desires—just your brain’s spicy ‘What If?’ Nightmare Edition.)

🎭 Category 2: The Social Spirals – “Why did I say ‘you too’ when they said happy birthday?” – “Did I sound weird saying ‘awesome sauce’ in 2023?” – “They’re totally talking about me be ...