Weird News Stories and Bad Jokes

The hosts dive into a collection of bizarre and strange news stories from around the world, ranging from dumb criminals to unusual tourist attractions to space-age research. They discuss a Florida man who vandalized police cars with his own name, the Goonies house in Oregon being overrun by visitors, animals allegedly used for espionage, NASA's research into converting human waste into food for space travel, a convenience store clerk defending against machete-wielding teens with a sword, a stolen surgical table from a hospital, a parrot arrested in India for cursing at an elderly woman, and more. The hosts frequently break into bad jokes throughout the episode, and they close with a tribute to Maryland's Batman, a real-life superhero who did charitable work before being struck by a car.