Let Ralphie Go!

Let him go. Let it all go. Do not prime the shame pump. Sweats and flip flops are ill advised. Meet us in the place where there is no darkness, like O'Brian, like Winston. We will be there at Portal 33. We will wait for you. We will wait, but you have to let Ralphie go. Just let him go!!!

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