We are covering the first half of season two of Castlevania the show this week for your listening pleasure. The trio of heroes gear up at ye olde Belmont estate and maybe even have budding friendships, while Dracula conducts his war effort against the stinky humans, even while his allies question his sanity. Besides figuring out what Alucard would most likely sell on his Etsy site were he to have one, we also talk about Castlevania lore, vampire traits in the show, what strong female characters mean to us, and magical aphrodisiacs. But also, next week is our anniversary episode, celebrating three years of podcasting, so join us for that episode too!