What happens when you’re caught in a scary ruined city at night, and you find out the shadows are hungry for your blood? Why, you steal everything in sight and leave your friends to die of course, or at least that’s what this episode of The Wheel of Time would have you believe. In a world where light and dark battle each other and both sides are dicks, the only choice is to go through a sisterhood initiation and become the Wisdom of your village, and live in harmony with nature and all humankind.