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Midjourney, the AI image generation company best known for producing pictures on demand, announced on Wednesday that it is opening a medical spa in San Francisco. Guests will be lowered into a tank of golden light while three hundred fifty-eight thousand ultrasonic transducers scan their bodies. The Register wrote it up. The underlying scanner technology is real — it's a Caltech research project using hardware from Butterfly Network, the latter of whom Midjourney initially neglected to mention in its announcement and had to issue a press release on its own behalf. The company claims the scanner could prevent thirty percent of all deaths and fifty percent of healthcare costs, pending FDA approval, which it describes as the "next limit."
The panel reads it not as a fraud but as a specific kind of pivot the industry has seen before. In 1994 there was a company called Imatron selling electron beam CT scanners to a chain of preventative scan centers called HealthCheck America. Drive in, get scanned, walk out with your calcium score. Same thirty-percent-of-deaths framing. The scan centers were everywhere by 1999. By 2005 most of them were closed, because insurance wouldn't reimburse, the radiologists hated the false positives, and the company that made the scanners was acquired and broken up. The cycle takes about seven years to play out. The pieces in this round are the same.
The editorial center is a single distinction. Midjourney has spent four years optimizing models to produce outputs that look correct, which is a fundamentally different problem from medical imaging, where the image needs to correspond to the actual tissue inside the actual patient. A plausible-looking artifact in medical imaging is worse than a noisy one, because a radiologist might trust it. The company's existing core competency — producing plausible images — is the worst possible skill to transfer into diagnostic medicine. Add to that a stated buildout of fifty thousand scanners by 2031 with capacity for a billion scans a month, a data governance posture that is currently the subject of multiple copyright suits, and an announcement that names neither the storage location nor the retention policy nor the training-use intent of the scans, and you have a company asking patients to trust it with the most intimate dataset that has ever been collected at scale. The breach announcement is already written. It just hasn't been filed yet.
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Midjourney pivots from AI image generation to body scanning medical spa where patients bathe in 'golden light — The Register, June 18, 2026
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