This episode sees the trio venture into the Scottish Highlands with Dog Soldiers, the snarling cult favourite that asks the important question: What if a military training exercise turned into a full-moon survival exam? As bullets fly and claws swipe, our three middle-aged amateurs attempt to navigate the film’s mix of siege thriller, creature feature, and laddish barracks banter.

QUOTES

"It's not unwatchable..." - Gary

"Sean Pertwee was 2.4 million, and the 100,000 pounds on the rest of the movie" - Mark

"Don't eat me yet ... Because i'm calculating the cubic footage of this small cottage." - Greg