Resident Evil 9 is on the way, and we're getting in the spirit of the zombie season by checking out a completely different franchise! Join us as we delve back into the Boll pit and continue our exploration of video game movies' most pugnacious director, this time with his 2003 adaptation of The House of the Dead! It's a movie so bad, even its own director seems to consider it an effective form of torture- but we've survived the adventures of Dr. Grimonudy and his quest to fire every bullet from Captain Kirk's Chest of Holding into an awaiting zombie's face, and are here to share our thoughts. Along the way we talk the three B's of horror (or was it five?), discuss the power of socialist zombie cinema, and even manage to fit in some rapping (we're sorry).

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