The Snakes have 12 games left, and nothing makes sense anymore. Are we playoff-bound? Are we lottery-bound? Will the bullpen hold a lead? Will Ketel Marte launch a ball into orbit or bunt into a double play? We don’t know. Nobody knows.

In this episode, we channel the nervous energy of every D‑backs fan watching a 9th inning with a one-run lead. We break down Eduardo Rodríguez’s shockingly competent September, Gabriel Moreno’s stealth MVP campaign (in our hearts), and who needs to step up now that Lourdes Gurriel Jr.’s ACL went full "you’re done here."

Also: we attempt to predict the final 12 games, argue about whether Brandon Pfaadt is clutch or cursed, and make irrational postseason predictions involving the Padres missing the playoffs again—because that always cheers us up.

🎧 Spoiler alert: Tommy says “this team will kill me ...