You’re listening to Short and Interesting – the podcast that reads to you short excerpts from old, weird, interesting books. Ready for some alien stuff? Well too bad – the Reptoids aren’t aliens, they’ve lived on Earth much longer than us puny humans. You can call them many things – reptillians, ultraterrestrials, lizard-people, little green guys – but “alien” is just not accurate. All this and more in the famous 2004 interview-with-an-alien, “The Lacerta Files.”

This appears to have been self-published by an individual named Jimmy Bergman, and translated by Chris Pfeiler. Whether those are real people or their real names is not for me to know. Technically this is in the public domain. It has been surprisingly difficult to find copies of this as of late, but I did find a copy available at this link:  ...