We’re back with the second half of Sixteen Candles, picking up as the evening at Jake's comes to a close..

In this episode, we dive into:

• The wreckage of Jake’s house and what we would do to our own kids if this happened

• Long Duk Dong and the parts of this movie that really don’t sit right anymore

• Whether Jake is actually boyfriend material—or just a glamour shot daydream

• That big romantic finale, and how it plays through a 2025 lens

Teenage us thought this was the height of high school drama. Watching it now? Let’s just say… there’s a lot to unpack.