Apparently, the Sunday before Father’s Day is… not Father’s Day. In this week’s Rockin’ on the Porch, Mishi shares how her mom casually asked, did you call your father for Father’s Day, so she panicked, called her dad, and texted Papa Tony and the son‑in‑law with heartfelt messages only to get, Thanks for the kind words but you’re a week early.

From there, things stay chaotic in the best way. We jump into a what would you do scenario: you’re at a friend’s house, you accidentally break something that looks insanely expensive and possibly sentimental, and no one sees. Are you confessing, blaming the cat, or carefully propping it back up and praying? That hypothetical leads straight into a real‑life story about a broken vase, the wrong kind of super glue, and a husband who eventually notices something is very off.

We also ...