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Rockin' On The Porch

Rockin' On The Porch

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Ep. 1 Don't Walk On The Shag Carpet

Join Papa Tony, Mishi, and Giggles as they walk down very embarassing memory lane. This trio discuss absolutely ridiculous topics, and show case their dark sense of humors. You don't want to miss out on the insane things that come out of these 3 mouths.

Calling in Sick, Hacked Baby Monitors, and Sober DUIs

This week on Rockin’ On The Porch, Giggles and Mishi cover a very specific kind of chaos: fake sick days, creepy “smart” baby tech, and sober people getting hit with DUIs. We start with a work nightmare disguised as a dream. Your best friend scores VIP tickets to your ultimate music festival, but you have to call in “sick” to get there. You do it—and then you see your boss standing in VIP. Do you hide under a hat in 102‑degree heat, pretend you have a twin named Laughter while Giggles is “home with the flu,” or just own it and stay at the show? From there we jump into nanny robots and hacked baby monitors. We talk about parents hearing strange men’s voices talk to their kids through monitors, feeds crossing with a nursing home down the road, and why even the simplest “non‑Wi‑Fi” tech can still be hacked. If you’re already side‑eyeing smart devices in your house, this conversation won’t help… in the best way. Then it’s another round of “Is it Florida, is it fiction, or is it another state?” featuring the now‑famous clip of an officer insisting he saw a woman texting with her right hand even though she doesn’t have one. That leads us into sober DUIs, false positives on field tests, and how a single charge can destroy a career for drivers, teachers, healthcare workers, and more. Through it all, we do what we always do: turn heavy, unbelievable stories into something we can laugh about, without pretending they aren’t serious. We talk about: – Calling in sick to work and running into your boss at a festival – Nanny robots, baby monitors, and why smart tech around kids feels so sketchy – A one‑armed driver accused of texting and driving – Sober DUIs and what happens when the system gets it wrong – Using humor to handle the weirdest corners of real life Question for you: Would you trust a nanny robot or smart monitor in your house? And would you still go to that concert if your boss walked into VIP? *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Drunk Proposals, Runaway Gates & Awkward Hugs: Are We Okay?

Ever thrown out a drunk proposal and then sobered up like, “oh… I might’ve ruined my life”? In this episode, we talk about exactly that: popping the question while wasted, waking up with cold feet, and trying to slow‑walk a wedding everyone else is already planning for you. Giggles and Mishi dig into: – Long engagements and “when you know, you know”… or do you? – Getting married because it’s “the next step” vs because you actually want it – Couples who skip the paper and just do rings and commitment – A peak‑Florida story: a stolen gate, confused cops, and a ridiculous video – Hug etiquette: when affection is sweet, and when it’s straight up uncomfortable We also share personal stories about family, loss, and how that changed the way we say “I love you,” give hugs, and set boundaries. If you’ve ever wrestled with marriage pressure, been trapped by other people’s expectations, or felt weird about hugging back just to be polite, you’ll feel seen in this one. Question of the episode: Are you team “bring it in,” team side‑hug, or team “no thanks, I’m good”? New episodes of Rockin’ on the Porch drop every week. Thanks for listening and for sharing us with the people in your life who love a little humor with their hard truths. *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Would You Turn In Your Best Friend? | Vegas Bachelorette Chaos & The Perfect Crime Dilemma

Ever wonder if you'd actually snitch on your best friend? We start with family dynamics—why the youngest kid gets stuck with all the responsibilities while the oldest gets to ghost—then spiral into a wild hypothetical that tests where our moral lines really are. Picture this: it's your bachelorette party in Vegas, you're doing the bar crawl, shots flowing, when suddenly you're faced with an impossible choice. Then things get even darker when we tackle the question nobody wants to answer—what do you do when your friend commits the perfect crime? From heartwarming stories about treating kids with respect (shoutout to all the moms like mine who see everyone) to debating whether we'd protect our friends no matter what they did, this episode goes everywhere. We're talking self-defense versus murder, littering versus actual felonies, and whether going to confession counts as turning someone in. Spoiler: one of us would absolutely call the cops, and the other one needs to talk to a priest first. Grab your Reese's Pieces and buckle up—this one's a ride. Chapters: 00:00 Sibling Hierarchy Talk 05:41 Porch Podcast Kickoff 06:34 Vegas Bachelorette Scenario 18:09 Emu Escapades in Florida 20:49 Reporting a Friend Dilemma 34:15 Giggles Crime Checklist 41:09 Earl Tinder Bio Twist 43:50 Flirty Quote And Sign Off *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Caught My Best Friend’s Husband Cheating… Do I Tell Her?

This week on Rockin’ on the Porch, Giggles and Mishi drag their windblown, dirt-dusted selves back inside and dive straight into a messy “what would you do?” moment. You’re out to dinner with your fuhu, minding your own business, when you spot your best friend’s husband acting real weird… and then you catch him full-on kissing another woman in the parking lot. The affair is clearly not a one‑time thing. Later, your bestie corners you in the kitchen and asks point‑blank if you’ve seen anything suspicious. You tell her the truth – and somehow YOU become the villain. Now she’s accusing you of trying to ruin her marriage and warning your mutual friends to “watch out” for you. In this episode, we unpack: Whether you owe your friend the truth when you catch their spouse cheating What to do when honesty backfires and you’re suddenly the bad guy Why dragging friends, family, and social media into your relationship almost always explodes in your face The real‑life marriage advice Giggles and Mishi got from classes, and how it changes these situations Grab your drink, untangle your hair, and rock on the porch with us as we talk loyalty, boundaries, and keeping your relationship business between the people actually in it. Chapters: 00:00 Windblown Catch Up 01:09 Porch Show Kickoff 03:09 Cheating Husband Dilemma 08:43 Florida Or Fiction Game 11:55 Jealousy Cute Or Creepy 31:41 Dating Profile Aaron 35:51 Sperm Bank Punchline 36:30 Thanks and Sign Off *Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Hypnosis, Toxic Dating Bios & Why Our Love Language Is Insults

You know that friend who says “no music, just vibes” on a road trip? We start this episode there… From there, we slide into something a lot darker: hypnotists, “glimmering,” and whether someone could actually get you to do something awful and erase the memory. Mishi shares a wild story about an experiment where a guy is hypnotized into doing something he doesn’t remember, and we ask the big questions—who would abuse a power like that first? Politicians, sales reps, or that one manipulative family member? Then it’s time for one of the most unhinged dating app bios we’ve ever read. This guy calls dating apps “a catalog of fat single moms,” “not as fat women” selling content, and “mentally ill creepy men who decided they’re women”… while still actively using the app himself. We break down why it’s such a walking red flag and why some people seem determined to burn every bridge before they even match. We wrap up with our very questionable love language: calling each other names and using the C‑word as a term of endearment. We talk about teasing, boundaries, and how some friendships are built on the kind of insults that would get anybody else blocked. New here? Rockin’ on the Porch is where we sit down, talk about the weird parts of being human, and laugh our way through the chaos. Timeline: 00:00 Awkward Porch Start 01:35 Road Trip No Music 08:32 Florida or Not Game 12:03 Vampire Glimmer Debate 34:50 Shining star Ralph roast 40:09 Inside jokes and signoff Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.

Flirty or Just Friendly? Mixed Signals, Florida Man & Dating Disasters

We’re back on the porch after a wild few weeks, and we’re diving straight into chaos: a ship‑wide “social assassination” game, a real Florida Man drive‑thru story, and the question… are we actually flirting, or just way too friendly for our own good? First, Mishi throws Giggles into a nightmare cruise scenario where everyone earns points for ruining your reputation. Would you fight back, hide in your cabin, or sit at the bar and agree with every rumor just to survive? Then we jump into a real‑life headline: a Palm Coast man allegedly exposes himself to a minor at a Chick‑fil‑A drive‑thru with a bluish‑green “toy” situation going on. Florida or fiction… or another state entirely? We react, rant about predators, and talk about why stories like this are so disturbing. From there, we ask the big “Is it possible?” of the week: Is it possible to mix up friendliness with real romantic interest? We unpack: Why people think we’re flirting when we’re just being nice How remembering details, touching someone’s arm, and making eye contact can send mixed signals Times we completely missed that someone liked us Creepy and awkward pickup attempts that went way too far You’ll hear college hug horror stories, a bar encounter that escalated fast, wheelchair‑guy‑gone‑wrong, our favorite cheesy pickup lines, and the legendary “tissue in the bra = second base” wedding moment. If you’ve ever wondered “Are they into me… or just polite?” or been accused of flirting when you were just existing, this episode is for you. Tell us your funniest flirting disaster or mixed‑signal story: Comment on our socials and we might read it in a future episode. New here? Rockin’ on the Porch is where we mix cozy porch‑chat vibes with weird news, dating talk, and “Is it possible…?” what‑ifs for grown‑ass adults who still love a good story. Chapters: 00:00 Back on the Porch 02:08 Cruise Assassination Game 04:54 Florida or Fiction 09:34 Friendly or Flirty 28:03 Pickup Line Game Night 35:42 Share Your Dating Disasters 42:06 Sarcastic Bullet Joke Outro 43:34 Like Subscribe Farewell

If You Die in a Dream… Do You Die in Real Life?

Rockin’ on the Porch is a comedy podcast where Mishi and Giggles share dark humor, real‑life stories, and unfiltered conversations about relationships, mental health, dreams, dating, and all the weird things people do when no one’s looking. Each week they break down Florida‑man style news, online dating profiles, family drama, and late‑night shower thoughts with the kind of honesty and belly laughs you only get sitting on the porch with your best friend. If you love women talking freely, oversharing, and turning anxiety, nightmares, and bad decisions into jokes, this show is for you. 00:00 Poof Talk Cold Open 01:11 Porch Podcast Intro 02:50 Wedding DJ Disaster Game 08:28 Florida or Fiction Storytime 12:48 Can Dreams Kill You 36:27 Burial Cremation Debates 41:05 Dating Profile Roast 47:47 Final Joke And Goodbye

Are You Actually Cursed… or Just Self‑Sabotaging?

Are you really cursed… or are you just stuck in a loop of your own bad patterns? This week on Rockin’ on the Porch, Mishi and Giggles start with a “You’re effed, fix it” scenario where your cute first date turns out to be an intervention run by your exes for your toxic taste in people. From there they dive into family stories about island witches, seers warning someone would die in an accident, neighbors pocketing hair for spells, and whether generational “curses” of cheating, divorce, and poverty are real or just trauma and habits passed down. They talk about how believing you’re cursed plants a seed in your brain, how fear can create its own proof, and why it might be scarier to accept that your own mind—and self‑sabotage—are powerful enough to wreck your life. Plus: Florida or Fiction with a kidnapped‑by‑dolphins underwater city hoax, childhood egg‑yolk poverty stories, and a chaotic dating profile from Ryan, who wants to kiss you in front of his burning Kia Sorento while roasting marshmallows. 00:00 Floating and Flirting 02:14 Porch Show Intro 03:00 You're Effed Fix It 08:20 Florida or Fiction Game 11:43 Bad Streaks and Juju 23:24 Generational Curses Debate 33:16 Are Curses Even Real 40:26 Ryan Burning Car Date 48:02 Final Quotes and Goodbye

Would You Trust Your Masseuse With Your Life

Massages, self‑care… serial killers? This week on Rockin’ on the Porch, Mishi and Giggles start with dairy‑farm nostalgia, being the human TV remote, and eating pizza with a knife and fork, then realize how much blind trust we hand over to “wellness” people every day. We ask whether a masseuse would be the perfect cover for an assassin, talk about pressure points that can move blood clots and cause strokes, and wonder how many red flags we ignore just because we want our backs fixed and our shoulders loose. We also improvise a completely unhinged QVC‑style ad for a hand‑crank vibrator and wine condoms, debate a Florida woman who flushed her emotional‑support hamster at the airport, and roast a dating profile from Eli, a sweet ginger who might be more into Sunday fundays than we are. 00:00 Barn Noise Sleep 07:32 One Minute Ad Skit 13:17 Florida Or Fiction 18:27 Self Care Gone Wrong 42:48 Dating Profile Breakdown Eli 51:11 Sign Off And Inside Jokes

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