The weird stories continue here with probably the weirdest, randomest story ever that started in the Pennsylvania Poconos and ended in the New Jersey Meadowlands and across the Hudson River in Manhattan, and it all had to do with laughing gas, crack, spiders, fires and a UHaul truck...also the messed up way the top three runners in the women's national half marathon championships last Sunday ended up finishing 9th, 12th and 13th... and how some teens in Buenos Aires are meeting up in parks while wearing animal masks and physically behaving like the animal whose mask they wear. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.