Funny news stories this episode include one on an East Texas woman accused of being caught smoking meth while on a video call with a jail inmate... also one on a man in British Columbia accused of driving by highway patrol mounties with a crack pipe in his mouth, but allegedly told them he was only smoking weed... and a brief rant on trying to avoid wanting to know about this apparent Don Lemon/Nicki Minaj beef. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.