Funny news stories this time include the mailman in Florida who's accused of using the postal truck to try and run over a ten year old boy on a scooter...also a Canadian woman got denied entry at the U.S. border, dropped after being carried by border agents, peed and pooped in her pants and is now facing federal charges, all because she had a weed pen on her... and over 100-people in Glasgow Scotland showed up to a park to cheer on a transgender person getting kicked in the balls. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.