The True History of: Man

Not much is known from the earliest times of our people. We are here today to shed light on what so many historians have gotten wrong, and setting the record straight. Come along on this journey through time with us as we discuss Humanity's greatest leader and their sacred "All-Spark".

"oo ooga ooga booga booga oo ga ooga" - Neanderthal Prime 2,800,000 b.c.