Put on your spelunking boots: we’re going underground. We’re telling two classic “trapped inside the bowels of the earth” stories: Baby Jessica and the Thai Cave Rescue. How did these children end up under the ground, and how the HELL are we gonna get them out?

Everyone shows up in this one: the guy with no collarbones, the Thai navy seals, even Elon Musk. Did someone say dream blunt rotation??

Plus: a review of Wicked on Broadway (bathroom access is key), checking in on the Mormon wives (info already out of date), and Ellie’s falling out with the IRS.