You've just noisily cleared your throat during an emergency board meeting for Never Better, a show that never gets any better. Well, you have our attention. Is there something you'd like to tell the group? Is it more important than the swan dive our quarterly earnings are doing?

This week, in a very Michaelless episode, Spencer and Craig discuss entrance music, time capsule oblivion, seagull nepotism, obvious laptop scams, and how to behave like the world's tamest mad scientist. Also, Craig briefly discusses his wimpy screenplay.

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