You've smacked your forehead straight into the blunt metal edge of Never Better, a show that's never going to get any better. You feeling okay? You know what year it is?

This week, Craig, Michael, and Spencer discuss dairy plausibility, lighthouse fanatics, bad idea bar tricks, wild historical names, the ethics of poetry interpretation, and yet another individual giving way too many details about their family life in the New York Times. Also, official show mascot Sadie the Cat completely derails the program for a little bit around the 47-minute mark. Thanks, Sadie.

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