Guys.... Diesel Soot Gets The Moot!

We delve into Mase's family history with the Aussie olympic uniforms (8.10), unpack the Chinese cheating scandal & declare all non-Aussie victories as "CORRUPT!", set up a new handicaps for previous medal winners & remind everyone that Diesel Soot Gets the Moot (16.30).

We swim in raw sewage (26.15), give our athletics winners cash (28.45), lament more Olyroo failure (34.50) & discuss the fashion stylings of Ben Simmons (37.30).

Mase takes a break from braiding his hair & listening to Seal, to discuss skateboarding (41.25), we tell you Who Needs To Bone (44.50), invent new sports with animals thanks to Curious Jorge (48.30), catch up with Pete 'Spag' Bol (57.45) & realise we have learnt Nothing . . . . (1.00.15) except Diesel Soot gets The Moot!

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