It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced., and we’re discussing care home scandals, algorithm confessions and whether anyone actually knows what the archive button is for.

The Catch-Up ☕️

💩 Larissa is officially wading through shit. House renovations have hit the point where the balloons have popped and the novelty has worn off, She escaped for a mini-break to Valencia, but after walking around in the rain, she was left feeling a little underwhelmed.

💃 Charlotte has been dancing in a dress that may have been slightly shorter than intended. She’s also been back at college, where people are apparently checking pedestrian crossing buttons for needles. If you know, you know. The listeners remain shooketh.

👵 Fern’s grandad has been causing chao ...