Looking for some universal truth this holiday season? Me too. I offer episode 200 of my diatribe series:

• It's All My Fault

as another brick in the wall of pursuit.

So here are the first 63 of my top 200

"headlines that would no longer slap me upside my head if I woke up to them tomorrow..."

Yep.

I have no point here.

Truly. I've become completely irrelevant.

I'm officially pointless.

DoUhave.aPoint?

• Episode 41 of 53