What's that cliche about only getting one chance to make a first impression? Ha!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... yeah. Ok.

While I try not to speak with my mouth full of Pluots, June's laboratoryengineeredmostlytastelessbutstilllookslikerealfruit food of the month, I offer you this podcast recording to digest poorly instead.

It's my 161st attempt at making a not-that-alarming-but-still-don't-stick-your-fingers-inside-the-habitrail-first-impression as counter-evidence to the very notion of spacetime you think exists in our shared linear reality.

Do you accept my offer?

If you feel this wasn't quite the rebooted origin back story solo character prequel sequel you would camp overnight to watch again yesterday, well... don't mope 'til ya lose hope in the Pope ya dope!

Instead, go get yourself an  ...