Don't worry, y'all. We can use the "H" word. It's our culture.

This is the story of the Honky Chateau. Come for the ghosts, stay for: Pulled a real Lenny on that goat; Madame Guillotiine; I would like to buy 30 tiny beds; a weak, sad boy; into the smushery with you; Booty Duty 2 through 4; I'm in incognito mode.

If you think this one's fun, you should see what we've got over at Ghost+!

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%A2teau_d%27H%C3%A9rouville
• https://faroutma ...