Get ready to bust a stitch over this star-spangled spectre! Cotent warning: This one gets a little flag-sexy.

This is the story of Betsy Ross. Come for the ghost, stay for: Just like dad’s toes; Limericists; We'll get a Sarah for you; Potato smell; The best way to hide from ghosts; I am base; Dril tweets; Maybe don't tell your friends about this one.

Sources:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_Ross
• https://www.womenshistory.org/education-resources/biographies/betsy-ross
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