It’s the breakup none of us were rooting for but all of us saw coming. 💔 This week, Cici and Ava unpack the very public, very petty, and very Pride Month™️ split between none other than Daddy Donald Trump and Mommy Elon Musk 💅✨

We might be a bit late but we're gonna cover it all. From social media subtweets to shady interviews, we follow the drama like it's a Bravo finale—with heavy sarcasm, zero objectivity, and an unhealthy amount of secondhand embarrassment. And don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten about their poor lovechild: Baby JD Vance, caught in the emotional crossfire 🍼😩. Someone check on him—he’s been very quiet on the timeline lately...

Get ready for messy metaphors, political clownery, and a few moments of sincere reflection…kind of.

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