Congratulations to all of the 2023 high school graduates!!!! Now that you are full fledged adults, you have the rest of your life to look forward to traffic on the freeway, overwhelming college debt, and a large chunk of your paycheck going towards taxes. Have fun!
The boys sit down and talk about the current events in sports and our workout regimens that have varying degrees of success. If Eli were a race horse, he would be the zebra from the critically acclaimed film, "Racing Stripes".
The boys recently shed a tear because they watched Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 over the weekend. This led them into discussing likes and dislikes in the superhero movie genre and making an abundance of Groot Puns.
Eli, Jack, and Adam sit down and discuss the nostalgia filled days of the elementary school years. Kickball at recess, Harry Potter books, and those stupid pencil gripper thingies were all the rage back then.
The occurrence of the NFL Draft sparked discussions on the current state of professional football, Jordan Love on the Packers, and how we would spend a max contract. Discussions of how to avoid the IRS, arm wrestling, and John Mulaney also occur.
Recapping Easter, breaking down the NBA post-season, and picking fictional bodyguards to defend us from evil.
Eli and Adam sit down and talk about the current sports world and why the younger generation of athletes need to get tougher. Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese trash talking competition. Grumpy old men talking about traffic towards the end.
Hypothetical celebrity fights are all the rage amongst the youngsters nowadays and we're jumping on the trend. The biggest fight of the conversation was between the two kings of the food world: Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay.
A fake post on Twitter of the firing of Kendrick Perkins sparked discussions of why he is a terrible analyst. March Madness is well underway and the NBA playoffs are coming up fast. Bathroom etiquette is a dying art.
March Madness is upon and we are already unhappy with the results of many of the games. We're back in person in Alabama on spring break and we are living the dream. We'll be reviewing the wins and losses of the college basketball playoff so far and reviewing the greatest sports movies of all time.