We got feet porn, we got the Red Queen, we got adolescent cage matches, we got death by marble, we got LIFE from this week's episode of 'House of the Dragon'!

Join us as we talk about all the happenings and fap-enings in HotD S01 E09!

Scheduled spoiler warning reminder - turn the eff around if you haven't seen ALL of the episodes in this season of 'House of the Dragon'.