Are we actually younger than our parents were at 50, or are we just better at using hair dye and social media filters to hide the "middle shitty part" of life?

In this episode of The Gen-x-istentialists, Bunny and Scott tackle the "Peter Pan" syndrome of a generation that still dresses like they’re heading to a 1992 Lollapalooza set. They dive into why Boomers refuse to leave their two-story houses despite heart conditions, while Gen-X is actively scouting 55+ communities to avoid cleaning the gutters. From the "mange-like" tragedy of patchy beards to the moment a sunbeam reveals your dad’s skin on the back of your own hands, this is a straightforward audit of our collective decline.

Inside the conversation:

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