Are you a "hard-headed Capricorn" or just a "dichotomous blob" trying to navigate the second half of your life?

In this episode of The Gen-X-istentialists, Bunny and Scot give Mega Wheel the Magnificent a spin to tackle everything from the "inexplicable" naming of cosmetics to the deep-seated grit of the Capricorn soul. Joining them on the mic are their wives, Jeanne and Tracy, for a raw look at what it means to "Dream Big" when you've already hit the 50-year mark.

Inside the conversation:

• The Lipstick Paradox: A Meta Wheel special that asks the dumbest (but most valid) question: Why doesn't lipstick stick your lips together?
• Astrology—Grift or Guide? Bunny breaks down his "Straight-Up Capricorn" personality (calculating, frugal, and goal-o ...