Welcome, saunter in, grab a complimentary donut and take your seats. Producer Dwell (1-7, oh no) is back after a week in Italy. Brooks (3-5) takes a fantasy L, but the Phillies are blooming for the summer. Penny (3-4-1) gets a much-needed victory -- a true grind with a little help from Matt Strahm (shoutout). We're getting into contender and pretender szn, which means trades should be a flyin' in across leagues. Record scratch, is Rory McIlroy a total Winey McFaceFace at this point? Overcome your door-to-door salesmen anxiety with tips and tricks from General Seating. Lando Norris and McLaren ride out of Monoco with hardware. Toddler parenting is all about mitigating the finesse, Welcome back Ronald Acuna Jr, grats Liverpool on the enormity of your success. Holler!