Funfiltered Episode #049 - "Nascence of the Fourth Reich"

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Pfidze Lanka and Dexter Chisp are set to pledge their troughs on July 3rd. Under the sentinel of approx. 70 witnesses, they shall conjugate. In the eyes of the Lord and the state, that is. If the yecchy hoots and jibbers emanating nightly nether my chamber affirm anything, it's that those two are biblically conversant in what one imagines to be a uniformly unlovely interlock. And one can't HELP but imagine lest you impute depravity. Hear an oink, picture a pig.

I am not a puritan. God knows. He knows... But ofttimes, the old fashions are the best. I do not insist on abstinence (she is an autonomous dame - if not a citizen - and carnal considerations were unhappily overlooked in her contract). I DO insist on basic decorum. It is displayed clearly on the Sub-Zero Luxury Refrigerator* in magnetic letters: "NO RUTTING UNDER THIS ROOF OR ...