Rabies Otter/Monday Night Babyball

We got rabies, we got people using babies for sport. We got guys throwing dudes off bridges. We got gigantic monster dinosaur gators chomping people in half. We got a shootout over tree-trimming. And then Nate tries clumsily to explain how Florida is the Freudian Death Drive of the national psyche. It's true. Think about it. Join us!

SOURCES:

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16qykvt/has_florida_really_gotten_that_bad/

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16peja8/its_been_30_days_since_school_started_and_my/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupio_dissolvi

https://nypost.com/2023/09/26/man-is-bitten-by-rabid-otter-41-times-while-feeding-ducks/

tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/florida-man-throws-bicycle-then-other-man-off-bridge-20180925/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/09/19/florida-man-shoots-neighbor-tree-trimming/70898516007/

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/heres-the-minimum-annual-income-required-to-be-middle-class-in-florida-new-study

https://baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2023/09/22/pinellas-county-sheriff-s-office-investigating-death-in-largo

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/human-body-found-in-the-mouth-of-14-foot-florida-alligator/

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-arrested-leaving-son-11-hotel-room-dead-man-following-menage-a-trois-2-men

https://www.wptv.com/2-women-arrested-for-tossing-baby-back-and-forth-like-a-toy