We got rabies, we got people using babies for sport. We got guys throwing dudes off bridges. We got gigantic monster dinosaur gators chomping people in half. We got a shootout over tree-trimming. And then Nate tries clumsily to explain how Florida is the Freudian Death Drive of the national psyche. It's true. Think about it. Join us!

SOURCES:

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16qykvt/has_florida_really_gotten_that_bad/

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16peja8/its_been_30_days_since_school_started_and_my/