We’re kicking things off the only way we know how: zero planning, a pet vacuum we won’t shut up about, and emotional chaos disguised as personal growth. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis ease into the year with real-life updates that somehow turn into deep reflections, questionable internet behavior, and conversations that spiral exactly where they’re supposed to.

We talk adult purchases that make you feel ancient, becoming the sole owner of a house (yes, with an ex present), unexpected career wins, and what it’s like when things finally start aligning — even when your brain wants everything to happen right now. We unpack instant gratification vs. enjoying the journey, human design revelations (including being labeled an extremist), and why maybe you’re not chao ...