We swore we were done with animal stories... but then Chesney the kangaroo happened.

In this hilarious episode of Doing Life Together, we kick things off with the rogue adventures of a 16-month-old kangaroo named Chesney (yes, after Kenny Chesney) from a Wisconsin petting zoo. Spooked by stray dogs, he scaled an 8-foot fence and spent three days hopping free—evading heat-seeking drones, jumping into a cold river for strategic cooling, and generally living his best outlaw life. Eventually, he casually strolled back to his owner's car like nothing happened. A kid's book is reportedly in the works, and we're already endorsing it. (Imagine him in a cowboy hat, humming "hippity hop" tunes for maximum entertainment.)

From rogue marsupials to real-life wisdom, we welcome our longtime friend and financial advisor Chris Jones ...