Assassin's Creed Is the Same Game...

Assassin's Creed Is the Same Game 14 Times | Do Not Listen Show

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E11
7 set 2026
01:34:17

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This is the episode where Cory would rather take a bullet than play a Souls game. Listen at your own risk.

Cory is back after Colton's solo episode and the first thing he does is step in gum. The show is now on Spotify, Apple, Amazon, and YouTube Music, the site is rebuilt, and a special guest is booked with $10 on the whiteboard from Cory saying he doesn't show (3:36). Colton pays $420 for the Final Fantasy VII Revelation collector's edition and reports the director's biggest fear is that Vincent Valentine is too fun to put down (16:25). The new Halloween game turns out to be Dead by Daylight with the safeguards removed (21:22). Mortal Shell 2 drops and Cory announces he would rather be shot than play a Souls-like (30:17), then extends the sentence to Assassin's Creed, which he says has been the same game since the beginning (36:34). Colton brings a local story: two Caddo Parish deputies swapped wives ten years ago, got fired, lost at the Louisiana Supreme Court, and just went viral again (43:05). Cory describes the average Souls player in detail Colton promises to clip out of context (48:23). Bleach got review-bombed over the Kubo changes and Re:Zero overtook it with no intro or outro (52:57). The back half is best anime entrances and exits: Madara, Maki, Toji, Escanor, Jiraiya, Neji, and Colton calling Rengoku vs. Akaza the best fight in one of the worst shows ever made (1:06:53). Sword Art Online fell off because it rushed the manga and got stuck in the fairy world twice (1:21:56).

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0:00 Cold open

0:50 Cory is back

3:36 200 club, new site, all platforms

6:53 Restart your life: what would you do differently

9:03 Special guest tease and the $10 bet

13:01 New question, Zack's last words, and blonds

16:25 FF7 Revelation collector's edition

21:22 The Halloween game is Dead by Daylight

27:28 Buddy, Akira, and the Transformers tribute

30:17 Mortal Shell 2 and the Souls-like problem

36:34 Assassin's Creed is the same game

39:59 Teen Wolf, Kingdom Hearts, 230 hours

43:05 Two deputies swapped wives

48:23 Cory describes a Souls player

51:15 Where Assassin's Creed went wrong

52:57 Bleach got review-bombed

56:58 Re:Zero has no intro

1:00:47 What to watch after Bleach

1:03:45 Best bankai, Kyoraku, Starrk, Aizen

1:06:53 Best anime entrances

1:18:14 Rengoku vs. Akaza

1:21:56 Why Sword Art Online fell off

1:26:28 Wrap and question of the week

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