While We Still Can

While We Still Can

di Tina Langland and Lisa Rollison

Governo Politica

Black Eye Space Guy and Tax Cut Tombstones

Lil X might have a future in WWE, we should hook him up with the Dept of Education....if we still have one. ICE is the new Gestapo and still out there snatching up our neighbors fully masked with no identification. We are making it easier to get guns again, because more guns always make us feel safer. Brain worm put out a report that contained 7 sources that are non-existent. Hope everyone is ready to live in a surveillance state, because Palantir is finishing up your dossier now!

Ovary Overlords and Camel Cosplay

Welcome to the American Paradox Parade—Missouri Edition and Beyond! In a state where lawmakers seem to treat voter intent like a suggestion box, Missouri's legislative antics continue to defy public consensus as a new Missouri Supreme Court ruling now tangles even tighter the web around abortion access. Meanwhile, pandemic-era confusion lives on, with pregnancy and vaccine advice sparking more debate in the face of Brainworm. Zooming out, Trump-era immigration policies are still draining America’s brainpower faster than a Wi-Fi outage during finals week. Cultural perceptions of politicians have become a national pastime—equal parts cringe and comedy—while international students juggle free speech fears. Fortunately, satire rides to the rescue, offering a humorous lens for the otherwise bleak headlines. Because let’s face it: we need humor not just to cope—but to stay woke. So tune in, read up, and show up—because community engagement might be the only prescription strong enough to treat our political growing pains.

Habeas Corpus, Billionaire Bootstraps and Billy's Schlong

Josh Hawley's throwing a tantrum over FEMA funds- crying louder than a storm-hit town. FAFO, except we are the one's who have to find out. Billy Long gets grilled in Senate hearings. Cosplay Kristi has no idea what habeas corpus is and wants to take it away. P. Diddle trial is getting slippery!

Make Harvard Great Again and the Khaki Klowns

The Patriot Front are in KC LARPING for liberty. Make sure to bring a padlock in your purse in case you see the incels hop out of a U-Haul truck so you can lock them back in. The Big Beautiful Butthole passed the House, we will see how it does in the Senate.

Jar Jar on Genocide and Your Mentally Ill Ex

Jar Jar Binks breaks down the alleged genocide of white South Afrikaners in understandable terms. The shitty Missouri Senate Republicans used a rarely invoked rule to shut down debate on abortion rights and sick leave laws. They are making us vote on abortion rights AGAIN! Kanye is a Nazi now as well if anyone wasn't aware. Get this man a conservatorship.

Rub and Tug Bootlickers and Militarized Police

Coming at ya with all the toxic positivity today! Learn about Kehoe and his groveling to the president so Missourians can get FEMA money. Tater tot Josh gives a little bootlicking Fox News commentary for Dear Leader. Also, CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION THEY ARE PURGING VOTER ROLLS! Oh yea, Yam Tits signed an executive order to militarize the police. Gestapo vibes anyone?

DOGE Whistleblower and Your Civic Doody

Join us to discuss the recent controversy surrounding Missouri's paid sick leave law, the implications of direct democracy, and the importance of due process in immigration matters. We also cover the whistleblower incident involving the Department of Government Efficiency Initiative and reflect on the current state of leadership and governance in the U.S. The conversation emphasizes the need for civic responsibility and learning from historical lessons to avoid repeating past mistakes!!

Crumby Boxers and Terror Management

A tale of terror management and shit crumbs! Join us for a discussion on a range of topics including the implications of autism registries, the recent arrest of a Wisconsin judge, public health concerns regarding vaccination, food safety issues, and the concept of terror management in politics. Shit (no pun intended) is escalating quickly.

Third Term Threats and A Used Car Salesman Governor

In this episode of the While We Still Can podcast, we discuss how money in politics leads to what we are currently experiencing. Public education funding is on the chopping block, as well as multiple other programs that we take for granted. F*** Citizen's United, although Muskrat was unable to secure a win in Wisconsin Supreme Court. Screw the corporate media overlords bending a knee to a dictator. We won't forget.

Uncovering the Truth: Craig Unger on Trump and Russia!

BOY DO WE HAVE A TREAT FOR ALL THE GASLIGHTERS OUT THERE!!! In this episode, Craig Unger discusses his extensive research on the Republican Party's influence on democracy, the connections between Donald Trump and Russian intelligence, and the implications of these relationships on American politics. He highlights the role of the Russian mafia in Trump's business dealings, the impact of money laundering in real estate, and the influence of organizations like Opus Dei on the judiciary. Unger also reflects on the challenges faced by investigative journalists in today's media landscape and the historical context of Trump's foreign policy decisions. In this conversation, we discuss the current political landscape in the United States, emphasizing the importance of standing up for truth in politics, the challenges of penetrating the right-wing bubble, and the state of American institutions. Join us to explore the role of social media in shaping political discourse, the impact of money in politics, and the future of journalism. Find Craig: https://craigunger.substack.com/ Or his books: House of Bush, House of Saud: The Secret Relationship Between the World's Two Most Powerful Dynasties When Women Win: EMILY’s List and the Rise of Women in American Politics The Fall of the House of Bush: The Untold Story of How a Band of True Believers Seized the Executive Branch, Started the Iraq War, and Still Imperils Blue Blood: How Rebekah Harkness, One of the Richest Women in the World, Destroyed a Great American Family Boss Rove: Inside Karl Rove's Secret Kingdom of Power House of Trump, House of Putin: The Untold Story of Donald Trump and the Russian Mafia Den of Spies: Reagan, Carter, and the Secret History of the Treason That Stole the White House American Kompromat: How the KGB Cultivated Donald Trump, and Related Tales of Sex, Greed, Power, and Treachery The Fall of the House of Bush: The Untold Story of How a Band of True Believers Seized the Executive Branch, Started the Iraq War, and Still Imperils America's Future

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